An Ode to You
A “huge waste of legs”
That’s all I’ll ever be
At least, that was all
That Mr. Elder could ever see
But you saw something different
You saw my other love
You knew that all I ever wanted
Was to shoot down some dove
No hurricane, snow or bean field
Would ever stand in our way
We were gonna be there
At the Outlaws on Opening Day
Our double barrels ready
We were gonna give ‘em hell
And we eventually hit the limit
It only took 400 shells
But we go back much further
Than my hunter safety course
When we were moved by nature
And a more native kind of source
Surely now offensive
In this PC day and age
We donned our feathers, tied our braids,
And listened to our elders sage
Indian Princesses
Zuni tribe to be exact…
Actually, I learned almost nothing there
But I remember some really great snacks
In fact, you were always awesome at snacks
When the moment was just right
You took us all to Friendlys
When our bball team did bite
We only won you a single game
Yes we were really bad
But you were the very best coach
That I have ever had
I actually don’t mean at sports
There was no success there
The Stingers were the Stinkers
The ball we’d never share
Knights Play was, thank heavens
Only a par three
And with the way we played it
It should have been free
I blame you for that, actually
That I was so very bad
Since left-handed clubs
Were things I never had
I digress however
And there is an actual thing I want to say
And that is that you taught me to love
Each and every day
Strong, silent and determined
To provide in every way
You never asked for notice
Or praise, or thanks, or pay
In all the things you did
Each and every one
You showed me that giving to others
Cannot be outdone
‘Cuz it’s the little things that stick
That makes someone a fan
Like how you donate blood
Every chance you can
You almost never mention it
You’re just that kind of man
You showed me that generosity and selflessness
Are the most important things
And when that’s what you give the world
Your heart and soul, just sings
So though you are a quiet guy
There is something you should know
You’ve always sung quite loudly
You’re your own music show
All the years of my life
You’ve provided for me
But the thing I love the very most
Are the memories of WE
Thank you again for everything
And loving us in your way
But it’s time to talk about those miles
That are sadly coming my way
You and Elder know that I hate running
It never was for me
60 I will complete
It’s just so no one can see
Tweak the game
I plan to slightly
So please don’t take
What I’m about to say lightly
A ticket to Texas
For a weekend of fun
Where we’re going
To switch the run for a gun
Foregoing the need
For licenses and law
We’ll go to Elm Fork Range
So I can shoot pigeons with my paw
The trip is all ready
You just pick the date
Were even going to eat amazing steak
The very best in the state
I love you forever
Thanks for being my Dad
Oh, and PS-
You’re Flipper pancakes were always totally rad
Love,
Liz
Liz

