Saturday, November 15, 2014

Week 4: Changing the Game

An Ode to You


A “huge waste of legs”
 That’s all I’ll ever be
At least, that was all
That Mr. Elder could ever see

But you saw something different
You saw my other love
You knew that all I ever wanted
Was to shoot down some dove

No hurricane, snow or bean field
Would ever stand in our way
We were gonna be there
At the Outlaws on Opening Day

Our double barrels ready
 We were gonna give ‘em hell
And we eventually hit the limit
It only took 400 shells

But we go back much further
Than my hunter safety course
When we were moved by nature
And a more native kind of source

Surely now offensive
 In this PC day and age
We donned our feathers, tied our braids,
And listened to our elders sage



Indian Princesses
Zuni tribe to be exact…
Actually, I learned almost nothing there
 But I remember some really great snacks

In fact, you were always awesome at snacks
When the moment was just right
You took us all to Friendlys
 When our bball team did bite

We only won you a single game
Yes we were really bad
But you were the very best coach
That I have ever had

I actually don’t mean at sports
There was no success there
The Stingers were the Stinkers
The ball we’d never share

 Knights Play was, thank heavens
Only a par three
And with the way we played it
 It should have been free

I blame you for that, actually
That I was so very bad
Since left-handed clubs
Were things I never had

I digress however
And there is an actual thing I want to say
And that is that you taught me to love
Each and every day

Strong, silent and determined
To provide in every way
You never asked for notice
Or praise, or thanks, or pay

In all the things you did
Each and every one
You showed me that giving to others
Cannot be outdone

‘Cuz it’s the little things that stick
That makes someone a fan
Like how you donate blood
Every chance you can
You almost never mention it
You’re just that kind of man

You showed me that generosity and selflessness
Are the most important things
And when that’s what you give the world
Your heart and soul, just sings

So though you are a quiet guy
There is something you should know
You’ve always sung quite loudly
You’re your own music show  

All the years of my life
You’ve provided for me
But the thing I love the very most
Are the memories of WE

Thank you again for everything
And loving us in your way
But it’s time to talk about those miles
That are sadly coming my way

 You and Elder know that I hate running
It never was for me
60 I will complete
It’s just so no one can see

Tweak the game
 I plan to slightly
So please don’t take
What I’m about to say lightly

A ticket to Texas
For a weekend of fun
Where we’re going
To switch the run for a gun

Foregoing the need
For licenses and law
We’ll go to Elm Fork Range
So I can shoot pigeons with my paw

The trip is all ready
You just pick the date
Were even going to eat amazing steak
The very best in the state

I love you forever
Thanks for being my Dad
Oh, and PS-
 You’re Flipper pancakes were always totally rad

Love,
Liz

Week 3: UD Themed Gifting

Since Dad always gives so much to Erin, from her life to her Crusader education(s), she decided to give the gift of giving. 

 
The Hunt Gift: A UD t-shirt for a UD Dad 

A thing celebrated at her institution, a unique blend of smarts and experience, 6 daughters have come out stronger, and his wallet ever thinner. 


Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Dallas

A donation in the making, to the charity of his choice, she'll pass along his love and generosity, the thing about him that she loves most. 

Week 2: Halloween-Themed

THE TRICK: What's more frightening than a werewolf attack at your next scout camp out? The fact that you're 60! Before you retreat to the Parisian Catacombs for a spooky (albeit peaceful) retirement, why not "kidnap" your "leading lady" for a romantic date? Where are you headed? Quick! Figure it out before someone drops a chandelier on your head!
THE TREAT: (Hidden in the dining room chandelier) Spooky werewolf costume (for freaking out boy scouts, of course) and two tickets to The Phantom of the Opera in Tampa. editor's note: Sadly, the Snickers bar photographed here was either snatched by The Phantom or melted en route to the post office...

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Week 1: The Hunt Begins!!


He was given this^


Then told to do this ^


After which he got lots of gifts... then this ^ 


We proclaim Week 1.... a SUCCESS!!

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

The TomChadwicks Count Down to the Big 60!


And who may you ask are The TomChadwicks...??

This lucky crew of men and ladies who owe our lives, or, the best parts of them, to the man in blue... yup, the one in the corner, next to the leading lady in white...no, not that lady... oh well, I give up!

We're here to  honor and celebrate our dad, husband, grandfather, son and friend in this, his 60th year of life!

Enjoy as we count down the days and chronicle the journey.

We love you forever, Dad!

Xoxo,
TheTomChadwicks